Saturday, December 20, 2008

sexy





winter break, 21nd year round 2, toasters

Saturday, November 29, 2008





i want to hide in this womans hair and never come out

Sunday, November 23, 2008

this weekend

on friday rode a bus to nowhere so just ended up going home to go with my mom i slipped into a coma no one could rouse me and i woke up to nick jr. the quality of cartoons isnt the same as it once was

yesterday i went to the yarn store



i walked out only to see my bus going off without me in it. it was so cold i started looking around for a place to go into and keep warm. ended up stumbling into a rag tag botanica and picked up some stuff to guard my spirit.



spirit protected i went to the pie shop to meet up with jen for a quick slice and then went on an excursion to chrissy and amandas birthday got to drunk and spent to much time walking in the cold weather my nose got all dry and hasn't stopped bleeding



today i lazed and finished a scarf



am stubling to learn flash although i think this is a battle im destined to lose. this week i'm going to florida but all i wanna do is sit in my room and kiss my cats



and make some of this

Wednesday, November 19, 2008



just got tickets to art basel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

full moon bad luck



after breaking promises to complete full moon rituals a string of bad luck followed

lesson learned

slacker



on hulu.com

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

bad attitude

i dont want to do anything lately but sulk it feels so stupid

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

secret wish

i want to be in bollywood movies





Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Saturday, October 11, 2008

probably not funny, maybe rude


it still amuses me

while im typing this im watching this

Monday, October 6, 2008

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

confessions of a creep






photos stolen from the macs on campus

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

induction



To induce your period:

Bring water to a boil and then down to a simmer
Add one handful chopped parsley or ginger
Simmer for one half hour
Strain leaves and drink

This should work after a few nights of drinking tea

Monday, September 22, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Need New Socks(have nothing interesting to say)



my feet always get cut up because i never wear socks because i can never seem to hold on to a new pair. i've been working pretty dilligently at doing homework which is kicking my ass. now and again i get caught up in researching bone growth malfunctions(OMG WTF!)

also its all my friends birthdays this week pretty much if i lose track happy birthday i love you dont hate me

what the fuck is that!?

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Serpent!



I saw this guy in high school when I was visiting a friend in providence. I'll never forget it.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

work in progress





images from the encyclopedia of the dark arts

Monday, August 25, 2008

more europe



my little brother didnt want to pee in the outdoor public toilet my dad thought it was really funny and my mom was pissed i was taking a photo


personal favorite-statue of liberty condom also wouldnt these feel weird?

also lets hang out

Friday, August 15, 2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

post tonight

im in amsterdam walking around, learning how to make wooden shoes, people watching, and repeating everything i hear in other languages. i'm also sooooo jetlagged that i've finished valley of the dolls(i cried and was embarassed even though i was alone), i've snuck off every night and many beers to the hotel room i'm not paying for(sorry dad), and ive creeped out all the people who live on my floor by pacing down the hallways all night reading my book and talking on the phone through the computer(it does look weird). today i slept all day but its okay cos the sun is out til 11pm.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Friday, August 1, 2008

skipped parts

movies that i watched cos they had sex in them and why mischa barton used to be cool:





all i do at work is dream about drinking vodka that floats into my mouth and floating around drunk and peeing into a funnel

Tuesday, July 29, 2008