Yes!

Showtime Pizza Documentary

where i grew up in NJ there was a showtime pizza less than five minutes driving. my mom took us there every now and then for fun and the night my dad went to jail to distract us. the rides were fun and the pizza was good but really it was all about the animatronic band they had all the kids were fucking scared and amazed the band had billy bob and hick bear a scary gorilla a dumb dog the mouse girl that later became chuck e cheese and a wolf with a puppet. two years josh and i drove to west virginia to go to the original and last showtime pizza we drove 11 hours and stayed there only long enough to eat a pizza and watch one show the place was creepy and all the moms were younger than i was. now theres going to be a documentary


The Rock-afire Explosion Movie Trailer from The Rock-afire Explosion on Vimeo.


showtime pizza does usher

Party Parents

my mom looks like she's being anally penetrated

Drinkers Rejoice

There is a cloud of alcohol in deep space that measures 463 billion kilometers across.

Max

i used to babysit max and we'd play doctor and he'd rub lotion on my legs and pretend to cut them off it was creepy and weird but i didn't know what to say or do eww

North Carolina

Spinach Strawberry Salad:

1 package spinach
1 package strawberries
3 tbs. vegetable oil
3 tbs. olive oil
3 tbs. honey
3 cloves minced garlic
toasted pine nuts

Enjoy!