more europe

my little brother didnt want to pee in the outdoor public toilet my dad thought it was really funny and my mom was pissed i was taking a photo


personal favorite-statue of liberty condom also wouldnt these feel weird?

also lets hang out

lace

gross family

late nights

deep throat in ascii

jet lag persists

post tonight

im in amsterdam walking around, learning how to make wooden shoes, people watching, and repeating everything i hear in other languages. i'm also sooooo jetlagged that i've finished valley of the dolls(i cried and was embarassed even though i was alone), i've snuck off every night and many beers to the hotel room i'm not paying for(sorry dad), and ive creeped out all the people who live on my floor by pacing down the hallways all night reading my book and talking on the phone through the computer(it does look weird). today i slept all day but its okay cos the sun is out til 11pm.

New Favorite Website

the human marvels

bored at imaging

skipped parts

movies that i watched cos they had sex in them and why mischa barton used to be cool:

all i do at work is dream about drinking vodka that floats into my mouth and floating around drunk and peeing into a funnel