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2011-04-17T19:05:00.001-07:00

2011-04-17T19:00:00.001-07:00

miss this

new digs

2010-12-10T17:07:00.001-08:00

facepit.tumblr.com

Learning Sashiko

2010-10-04T18:21:00.001-07:00

maybe i will one day make one of these!

BOOOOYAHHHHHHH

2010-09-14T19:38:00.001-07:00

Decatur Street

2010-08-01T10:11:00.000-07:00

Come visit.

When the layers upon layers of scum have been scrubbed away. I'm scared of the new lifeforms probably growing under my fingernails.

Lincoln Tunnel

2010-07-30T18:39:00.000-07:00

I don't mind bridges which is funny
since I hate hates
but I hate the fucking tunnel

2010-06-26T14:23:00.001-07:00

this website intimidates me CLICK!

sh*t

2010-06-17T18:33:00.000-07:00

all my friends disappeared

BUTTFACE!

2010-06-13T06:22:00.000-07:00

more photos of vintage tattoos

Best Friend

2010-06-12T05:50:00.000-07:00

Freedom?

2010-06-03T17:29:00.000-07:00

I deactivated my facebook account on whim, how long can it last?

I dont even like facebook most of them time!

Magical

2010-05-31T19:25:00.000-07:00

Sometimes all I want is for my wants and dreams to come true, is this what being a grownup is all about?

2010-04-16T20:41:00.001-07:00

big rock candy mountain

2010-04-03T09:41:00.000-07:00

The Big Rock Candy Mountain is supposed to be a hobo's idea of Paradise: a place where you never have to work, where cigarettes grow on trees, where the cops can't bother you, where you can help yourself to whatever you want.

2010-04-02T05:14:00.001-07:00

We stay on the beach even the shower water smells salty!

you're my pride and joy etc

2010-03-27T14:51:00.000-07:00

is it funny that birth control not only made my bosom grow but also put two tit zits on my cheek?

off to the home country to eat cardboard for a week

woah

2010-03-15T17:43:00.000-07:00

victorian death photos link

2010-03-13T06:56:00.001-08:00

2010-03-06T10:00:00.000-08:00

my breath is bad and my teeth have a layer of slime on them
i should get out of bed

Short Film

2010-02-25T15:00:00.000-08:00

My beloved made an awesome animation:

TO WATCH:
http://shuteyepress.blogspot.com/

pube art

2010-02-23T10:12:00.000-08:00

There used to be a website that generated pube art designs

Loser

2010-02-21T15:18:00.000-08:00

2010-02-18T20:01:00.000-08:00

buy me a subscription

2010-01-31T21:23:00.001-08:00

i'll be your best friend

all in a day

2010-01-23T18:54:00.001-08:00

cheersex

yoga

href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_juAOegEbDJY/S1u2w9pm-LI/AAAAAAAAAto/EM2IVSwZW7w/s1600-h/IMG00090.jpg">
kelly

also

2010-01-17T18:52:00.001-08:00

Clickit

come back summer

2010-01-17T18:49:00.000-08:00

Ive been wearing a bathing suit for underwear(gross I know!), cropped shirts, and dreaming of warmer weather.

Isol8d

2010-01-12T04:38:00.001-08:00

chicago, please be kind

Smile on your brother

2010-01-03T17:07:00.000-08:00

Serpent, Pearl, Bone

En route to philadelphia in a day.

vomit vision

2009-12-13T09:13:00.000-08:00

Can't see today as last night is blocking my vision

2009-12-07T19:52:00.001-08:00

Disconnect

2009-12-06T18:22:00.001-08:00

Phone is broken. So happy.

Boletus Erythropus

2009-11-29T15:51:00.001-08:00

Visual treat. Non Toxic.

haha

2009-10-28T17:55:00.001-07:00

2009-10-12T08:03:00.000-07:00

makes me think of jen

2009-10-08T07:04:00.001-07:00

2009-09-28T21:40:00.000-07:00

Aurora Borealis

Lenticular Cloud

remember this?

2009-09-28T21:37:00.001-07:00

schoolastic book club orders were so exciting. i used to get jealous when i was too old to order them for myself and once my brother got me a pencil sharpener in the shape of a nose and you put your pencil in through the nostril!

stealing from josh

2009-09-24T19:31:00.000-07:00

love these catz love this man love this beer want a nap

stapatuß

2009-09-12T23:15:00.001-07:00

Wasted

mom and dad

2009-09-07T06:30:00.000-07:00

scared of being shipped to a foreign familiar place where i always feel lost. my armpits are damp

back back booty drop booty drop booty drop

2009-09-06T17:27:00.000-07:00

Fall air Sea air Fire pit Happy Heart

2009-08-29T00:51:00.000-07:00

miss you miss you

reading drawing painting thinking organizing working entertaining

all alone

jersey shore, valley girls

2009-08-10T20:22:00.000-07:00

East Coast

West Coast

2009-08-10T15:58:00.000-07:00

nude 'tude(so lame)

2009-07-27T21:05:00.000-07:00

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

2009-07-27T21:04:00.000-07:00

cant stop laughing

menstrual fever dreams

2009-07-22T07:27:00.000-07:00

had a dream i let a man with no hands touch my face with his nubs and kiss me, when his body got closer it electrocuted me

baby soft

2009-05-12T18:40:00.000-07:00

hung out with jen for the first time in forever.
bought baby soft and baby love a teen romance book about young mothers.
now i'm wishing i was a 16 year old mother and can smell the 70s signature scent of sexual innocence

2009-05-11T12:39:00.000-07:00

working on a new zine
hungry
sleepy

Gross

2009-05-05T22:01:00.000-07:00

CLICKY

p.s.

finals crazy face

in the height of a bad night i wrote my mom this crazy email, clearly she didnt know how to respond it must be nice for moms that a default "i love you" can cure most ails

impulse

2009-04-27T22:11:00.000-07:00

after working on a book for many hours my file got too obese and the schools computer couldn't handle it. as i hurried to get my computer i tripped and stepped on martha stewarts foot(sorry martha). in a fit of momentary rage instead of crying i deleted all the music off my computer. a fresh start so tell me what youre listening to and what you love if you happen to chance upon this bloggy

good weather

2009-04-26T22:24:00.000-07:00

dusty brain

yesterday the downstairs neighbors were fighting about composting while i was waiting for my mom to visit. i'm feeling kind of homesick.

3.43am

2009-04-24T00:42:00.001-07:00

took gorever to lod in

2009-04-22T10:11:00.001-07:00

tryubg to learb how to type wihtpug looking

vlearly not a gniod

2009-04-19T13:41:00.000-07:00

lavendar shortbread in the oven

crammmmmppppppssssssssssss

2009-04-15T17:47:00.001-07:00

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggg
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

busy busy busy

2009-04-12T20:03:00.000-07:00

wool is devine

Asian Slaw:
coleslaw mix
sesame seeds
equal parts:
soy sauce
vinegar
oil

so overwhelmed cant wait to graduate so scared to graduate

humus

2009-04-10T21:32:00.000-07:00

clicky

Revamping My Chi

2009-04-07T19:49:00.001-07:00

my feng shui has been way off

reorganization of work space:

lavendar, my room smells like heaven

all i wanna do is dress like a slut

2009-04-05T15:05:00.000-07:00

lately the only clothes that seem appealing to me are kind of slutty i dont mean to go all fashion blog but whutever:

harley davidson slut top

lace crop top sequin hot pants

when i was younger i visited my grandma in israel for the summer at the beginning of my trip she bought me a fire engine red belly shirt and matching hot pants. at the end of the summer i was going to wear them but my grandma had fed me so much over the summer that the clothes were too small! also she bought me my first padded bra when i was like 12 and i had to wear it everyday so no one would know the cleavage I grew over the summer was fake. she also put her hand down my pants when i was in 8th grade when i slapped her hand away and asked her what the fuck she was doing she told me she was checking for piercings. i also lost my virginity when my grandparents were watching us when my parents were on vacation. my grandma just took over this post.

on our living room floor

2009-04-01T17:24:00.000-07:00

what i thought was a piece of melted sauter turned out to be an old sticker

making stuff

2009-03-02T19:47:00.001-08:00

crayon dentures

crayon rings

i'll make you one!
2$ for a ring
3$ for some teef

for your pleasure

2009-02-05T16:19:00.000-08:00

click cornify on the right sidebar for presents

final semester

2009-01-21T17:16:00.000-08:00

as of late:
staying up too late
indulging in too many hummus and pickle sandwiches
giving myself manicures
reconnecting with old friends
new clock radio that fits my ipod(and was cheap)
wearing too many neutrals
got banged

maybe start posting more often

sexy

2008-12-20T09:35:00.000-08:00

winter break, 21nd year round 2, toasters

2008-11-29T22:46:00.000-08:00

i want to hide in this womans hair and never come out

this weekend

2008-11-23T20:42:00.001-08:00

on friday rode a bus to nowhere so just ended up going home to go with my mom i slipped into a coma no one could rouse me and i woke up to nick jr. the quality of cartoons isnt the same as it once was

yesterday i went to the yarn store

i walked out only to see my bus going off without me in it. it was so cold i started looking around for a place to go into and keep warm. ended up stumbling into a rag tag botanica and picked up some stuff to guard my spirit.

spirit protected i went to the pie shop to meet up with jen for a quick slice and then went on an excursion to chrissy and amandas birthday got to drunk and spent to much time walking in the cold weather my nose got all dry and hasn't stopped bleeding

today i lazed and finished a scarf

am stubling to learn flash although i think this is a battle im destined to lose. this week i'm going to florida but all i wanna do is sit in my room and kiss my cats

and make some of this

2008-11-19T20:20:00.000-08:00

just got tickets to art basel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

full moon bad luck

2008-11-18T20:44:00.000-08:00

after breaking promises to complete full moon rituals a string of bad luck followed

lesson learned

slacker

2008-11-18T20:43:00.001-08:00

on hulu.com

bad attitude

2008-11-12T17:12:00.000-08:00

i dont want to do anything lately but sulk it feels so stupid

2008-11-04T21:18:00.001-08:00

brb

secret wish

2008-10-22T20:08:00.000-07:00

i want to be in bollywood movies

magic eye

2008-10-18T18:41:00.001-07:00

javascript:void(0)

little cows

2008-10-18T11:02:00.000-07:00

sad day

2008-10-12T11:41:00.001-07:00

probably not funny, maybe rude

2008-10-11T13:41:00.000-07:00

it still amuses me

while im typing this im watching this

my pal foot foot

2008-10-06T11:44:00.000-07:00

confessions of a creep

2008-10-01T20:30:00.000-07:00

photos stolen from the macs on campus

induction

2008-09-24T17:01:00.000-07:00

To induce your period:

Bring water to a boil and then down to a simmer
Add one handful chopped parsley or ginger
Simmer for one half hour
Strain leaves and drink

This should work after a few nights of drinking tea

1st time

2008-09-22T15:36:00.000-07:00

current status:

2008-09-18T19:39:00.001-07:00

robotripping

Need New Socks(have nothing interesting to say)

2008-09-17T22:21:00.000-07:00

my feet always get cut up because i never wear socks because i can never seem to hold on to a new pair. i've been working pretty dilligently at doing homework which is kicking my ass. now and again i get caught up in researching bone growth malfunctions(OMG WTF!)

also its all my friends birthdays this week pretty much if i lose track happy birthday i love you dont hate me

what the fuck is that!?

Serpent!

2008-09-14T21:56:00.001-07:00

I saw this guy in high school when I was visiting a friend in providence. I'll never forget it.

Turbulence 3 Heavy Metal

2008-09-09T20:18:00.000-07:00

something i want

2008-09-08T19:22:00.000-07:00

work in progress

2008-09-04T20:13:00.001-07:00

images from the encyclopedia of the dark arts

more europe

2008-08-25T13:05:00.000-07:00

my little brother didnt want to pee in the outdoor public toilet my dad thought it was really funny and my mom was pissed i was taking a photo

personal favorite-statue of liberty condom also wouldnt these feel weird?

also lets hang out

lace

2008-08-19T12:56:00.001-07:00

gross family

2008-08-19T12:35:00.001-07:00

late nights

2008-08-15T18:06:00.000-07:00

deep throat in ascii

jet lag persists

post tonight

2008-08-11T09:09:00.000-07:00

im in amsterdam walking around, learning how to make wooden shoes, people watching, and repeating everything i hear in other languages. i'm also sooooo jetlagged that i've finished valley of the dolls(i cried and was embarassed even though i was alone), i've snuck off every night and many beers to the hotel room i'm not paying for(sorry dad), and ive creeped out all the people who live on my floor by pacing down the hallways all night reading my book and talking on the phone through the computer(it does look weird). today i slept all day but its okay cos the sun is out til 11pm.

New Favorite Website

2008-08-04T08:53:00.001-07:00

the human marvels

bored at imaging

2008-08-03T16:41:00.000-07:00

skipped parts

2008-08-01T10:47:00.000-07:00

movies that i watched cos they had sex in them and why mischa barton used to be cool:

2008-08-01T10:19:00.000-07:00

all i do at work is dream about drinking vodka that floats into my mouth and floating around drunk and peeing into a funnel

Yes!

2008-07-29T20:20:00.001-07:00

Showtime Pizza Documentary

2008-07-26T16:27:00.000-07:00

where i grew up in NJ there was a showtime pizza less than five minutes driving. my mom took us there every now and then for fun and the night my dad went to jail to distract us. the rides were fun and the pizza was good but really it was all about the animatronic band they had all the kids were fucking scared and amazed the band had billy bob and hick bear a scary gorilla a dumb dog the mouse girl that later became chuck e cheese and a wolf with a puppet. two years josh and i drove to west virginia to go to the original and last showtime pizza we drove 11 hours and stayed there only long enough to eat a pizza and watch one show the place was creepy and all the moms were younger than i was. now theres going to be a documentary

The Rock-afire Explosion Movie Trailer from The Rock-afire Explosion on Vimeo.

showtime pizza does usher