big rock candy mountain

The Big Rock Candy Mountain is supposed to be a hobo's idea of Paradise: a place where you never have to work, where cigarettes grow on trees, where the cops can't bother you, where you can help yourself to whatever you want.

We stay on the beach even the shower water smells salty!

you're my pride and joy etc

is it funny that birth control not only made my bosom grow but also put two tit zits on my cheek?

off to the home country to eat cardboard for a week

woah

victorian death photos link

my breath is bad and my teeth have a layer of slime on them
i should get out of bed